Kite: Hey Balmung, want to join the pervs?

<all the other guys r standing behind him>

Balmung: Uh, I dont know. It might ruin my repuation...

Kite: I know, lets take a trip into the future.

<go to the future>
Kite: ok, when that Balmung isnt around, set up a stripping event.

Balmung: I dont think i know how.

Kite: U set up an event now.

<Elk walks over>

Elk: I dont think the ladies r gonna come.

Kite: Balmung, set up a quiz, if they miss, they get stripped.

<looks around>

Kite: Balmung, whered u go...

<sometime later>

Kite: ok ppl. Balmung has given me permission to hold this event. Now BlackRose, what is the meaning of life.
A. To go out with me
B. To strip
c. To become a professional stripper
D. To get arrested for all of the above.
E. All of the above

BlackRose: D
I guess i cant go out with u then cause i might get arrested though i dont know how.

Kite: I do. If u went out with me, then youll be charged for helping a criminal.

BlackRose: Cause of ur bracelet?

Kite: No, for hosting this event.

BlackRose: Why?

Kite: Well, lets find out. The answer is E. Now, watch what happens when u miss a question.

<BlackRose gets stripped>

The audience: oooooooh. Ahhhhhhhh. <taking pictures>

BlackRose: KITE!!!!!!!!! ILL KILL U FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!

Kite: See ya. Feel free to examine this historic exibit.

<Runs off>

To be continued...